fuck your hopes & dreams.
my name is miranda and i'm a sarcastic asshole who doesn't believe in anything. i have a son who is better than you and any possible offspring you create in the future.
fuck your hopes & dreams.
my name is miranda and i'm a sarcastic asshole who doesn't believe in anything. i have a son who is better than you and any possible offspring you create in the future.
i’m gonna start watching skate videos and drawing again.
i just need to accept my possible lactose intolerance and stop drinking so many milk products.
inallthewrongplaces: thedailywhat:
Kickass Kids of the Day: Craving a midweek pick-me-up? Perhaps in the form of a mini-hipster rendition of Robyn’s “Call Your Girlfriend”?
Twelve- and 8-year-old sisters Lennon and Maisy — and their butter containers — have you covered. You’re welcome. [death+taxes]
This is amazing. I want to be their friend.
it’s 4:30 am and my mom texts me:
“hey”
“yeah?”
“nite love u”
hahaha, i love my mother. shared insomnia.
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